I Love Elaine
Because she works harder than my cleaning lady. At least fifty times harder. Have you seen my place? Tatayana is useless. She won’t get a card this year.
I love Elaine because she always seems to know when I’m really hungry and she’ll suggest ordering food when we’re working so I don’t have to look like an asshole and ask for a third lunch break. That I really appreciate. Most of all, however, I love Elaine because she knows how to express doubt without being negative and how to be complimentary without being gushy.
I love Elaine… a lot.
Stay hot,
- Matt
