The Carroll Courtien Residence
The best years of my life were those spent on York Avenue with the Bishop Don Carroll Dazzle, better known as Elaine Carroll. These years were spent laughing till the point of nausea, eating Better Burger till the point of shitting ourselves, going on late night cookie runs, t-ping our cat Wobbly Boom (may she rest in peace), stealing a couch and carrying it into the apartment at 1am, African dancing, being accused of exercising, wading our way through floods, and the NON-STOP sex, we had a lot of magical times together.
Perhaps the highlight of our time at York Ave was the creation of “The Wall of Hilarity.” Since Elaine and I both have enormous egos, we felt it was necessary to dedicate an entire wall of our apartment to hanging post-its documenting the brilliantly funny things we’ve said. I am proud to say, this is the first public posting of “The Wall.” I imagine very few things on it will ACTUALLY be funny to anyone other than Elaine and I, but we are so funny we don’t need your approval. So Happy Valentine’s Day, Elaine… and fuck everyone else.
Forever and Always Your Bestest Bestie and Numero Uno Fag,
- Dr. Funk
