ode to my ex-wife:
i like grapes and gum
i like sam and rum
i am the best friend ever
i can see through your sweater
i am so talented and sexy
my presence will cause apoplexy
i laugh, i cry,
and i will never die
i bewilder and bedazzle
leaving you horny and frazzled
buy me a gift
or i’ll eat you like jonathan swift
but my modest proposal
will keep you at my disposal
i am funky, fresh and fly
i am the pirate that says aye
i am the spark in your gun barrel
i am elaine effing carroll
love,
limor
