We Love Elaine!

Elaine's friends and family confess their love on Valentine's Day, 2008.

Miss Elaine,

Our friendship is fairly recent, but I must say that you and Sam are some of the finest seamen I’ve ever had the pleasure of adventuring with. Is it OK to laugh because “seamen” sounds a lot like “semen”? I certainly hope so. Otherwise, the last eleven years of my life are practically meaningless.

Best regards,

- Ben Joseph

Also? A baby that thinks it’s a monkey.