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Puppet comes out of retirement just for Elaine. Chris Cantwell last seen in Manhattan, trying to be...
Feb 15th
A love burns bright in Brooklyn.
I love twizzlers. I love beer. I love Elaine when she’s near. I love her Method cleaning...
Feb 15th
Elaine Loves Spoons and I Love Her.
Feb 15th
Fancy
Hanging out with Elaine makes me want to create funny things. Also, I like the way she puts on...
Feb 15th
E-
You always keep me guessing…I LOVE YOU!...
Feb 15th
Hello Elaine.
Elaine, Besty Iceys haven’t been the same since you walked out the door and walked outta my...
Feb 14th
I Love Elaine
Because she works harder than my cleaning lady. At least fifty times harder. Have you seen my place?...
Feb 14th
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IE loves Elaine.
Feb 14th
Elaine, You're Like Pixar
You’re like Disney. You’re like every kid’s movie with Tim Allen but so much...
Feb 14th
Elaine is Lamé
You may be thinking this is a diss. It is not. Elaine, you are lame. Rather, you are the human...
Feb 14th
T and A
T and A, all the way, jk jk. Elaine is super cool because she has an intelligent sharp wit, yet...
Feb 14th
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I love Elaine because she makes me want to talk to her in this secret cat language. And I know she...
Feb 14th
Looking at this cute little puppy makes me feel the same way...
Feb 14th
Why I love Elaine
Elaine is awesome. She’s the best friend anyone could have! Elaine is so talented it makes me...
Feb 14th
I love Elaine becuase she’s my ski school buddy, and ski school buddies stick together.
Still...
Feb 14th
I love your range. As a person. I love that I can talk about yoga and dharma to a woman who plays a...
Feb 14th
Feb 14th
I love Elaine for the same reason Sarah does.
- Street
Feb 14th
Every
Little
Attribute
Is
New
&
Exciting
Happy Birthday!!! No? I guess just good job...
Feb 14th
Sunday Nights
Though our friendship is in the new and blossoming stage, there is nothing I like more than...
Feb 14th
The Carroll Courtien Residence
The best years of my life were those spent on York Avenue with the Bishop Don Carroll Dazzle, better...
Feb 14th
This is but a small portion of the infamous “Wall of...
Feb 14th
Happy V-E (Valentine's For Elaine)...
Dear Elaine, Though we haven’t known one another terribly long, it is obvious you are a...
Feb 13th
Chemistry
Elaine, People always used to tell me how much “chemistry” we had onstage together. I...
Feb 13th
Let me count the ways ...
I love Elaine for the little girl whose picture is on the fridge, and for the woman she has become. ...
Feb 13th
There Will Be Carroll
You and my father came up together, as the oil industry was in its earliest stages. When he died,...
Feb 13th
Remember?
And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare As any she belied with false compare.
Feb 13th
Be Mine (but be his, really)
Elaine, we were talking about anagrams at the office recently, and I’m pretty sure that they...
Feb 13th
ode to my ex-wife:
i like grapes and gum i like sam and...
Feb 12th
Elaine,
It’s taken us nearly twelve hours to figure...
Feb 12th
Eating cake and drinking tea with you is fun! Especially...
Feb 12th
Miss Elaine,
Our friendship is fairly recent, but I must say that you and Sam are some of the...
Feb 11th
Cool
Because Elaine is so cool, so dynamite, so beautiful, so smart, so, so… Elaine. And also...
Feb 11th
Elaine?
I think this may have been sent to me by mistake. I don’t know anyone by the name of Elaine....
Feb 11th
ELAINE IS SO FAT!!
and by fat i mean PHAT! and by phat i mean lovable. i would never punch her in the face until she...
Feb 11th
My precious plum!
I love Elaine because of everytime I see her I smile. She is just about the most delightful human...
Feb 11th
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There will never be another Macho Man Randy Savage
Feb 11th
i love the way you look at me
elaine. i love the way you look at me. all of black20 missed you to pieces! love - J
Feb 11th
A Personal Reason!
We all love Elaine, but I personally have a deep emotional and physical attachment to this woman....
Feb 11th
Welcome to We Love Elaine!
I’ve been with Elaine for seven years. She knows why I love her. ...
Feb 11th